
MOTHERFUCKING TAKE THIS BITCH B)
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//tears stream down face
it’s beautiful
pokestuck
yes good
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 1st of April, 1997, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was ten years ago he was given life, it is only today he will become a Pokemon Trainer!
What will the name of this young man be?
LAMER MCBUTTFACEASH KETCHUM
OHMYGOD
Your name is ASH KETCHUM. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of POKEMON ACCESSORIES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for BECOMING A POKEMON MASTER. You like to battle GARY but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for your PIKACHU, and are an aspiring POKEMON TRAINER. You also like to battle GYMS sometimes.
“Ash: Examine Pokeball”






















