because i really had nothing better to think about??
John: never updates, still has the default layout because it’s pretty blue. Comes back every few months with a bashful “hi guys! i never update this place hehe gosh i feel bad!” and then disappears again.
Rose: Runs a snarky fashion blog with Kanaya. Also has a personal blog that mainly consists of photos of her coffee and the book she’s reading at the time, sitting on her neatly arranged desk with a caption like “Perfect morning.”
Dave: Dude no he already has a blog and a webcomic they both are flawless
Jade: Oh my god, her tumblr is the best. She reblogs a baffling mix of cutesy furry artwork and unreadably complex articles from scientific journals about space and robotics. She also posts videos of herself playing guitar. Seriously, it is the best blog, so adorable. She also has a Deviantart and a Furaffinity
Aradia: Runs a really cool blog about ancient history and archaeology
Tavros: Pictures of kittens “oH, wOW, tHIS mEOWBEAST IS, uH, rEALLY CUTE, i WISH i WASNT, sO ALLERGIC,” and inspirational quotes “tHIS IS, rEALLY NICE, uH, i WISH SOMEONE WOULD, uH, sAY SOMETHING NICE ABOUT ME, }:) “
Sollux: ugh, tumblr ii2 for noob2, he has his own webhost and it “ha2 maxiimum bandwiith” he runs some geeky tech blog that none of his friends read because it makes no sense to them
Karkat: Karkat does not have a tumblr, Karkat has a livejournal that is super top-secret and all his posts are friends-only, and he updates at least twice a day with whatever new horrible thing is happening in his life. He also laboriously fills out the “MOOD:, LOCATION:, EATING:, READING:, LISTENING TO:” parts, His only friends that are allowed to read his entries are Gamzee and Kanaya. Kanaya always writes lengthy comments of Emotional Support And Sound Advice. Gamzee doesn’t even read them half the time but every once in a while he prints out an entry and shows it to everyone for the MoThErFuCkIn LaUgHs
Nepeta: Homestuck shipping fanart
Kanaya: Runs a snarky fashion blog with Rose, has a secret side blog called “Expletive Approval Troll Twilight”
Terezi: Her blog is terrifying and has no theme or sense of coherence, she just reblogs lots of unrelated junk and describes their smell in graphic detail, terrifying the original poster and whoever she reblogged it from.
Vriska: Vriska’s Sexy Sexy Tips for Having Sexy Sex, duhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Equius: Doesn’t have a blog, just sends disapproving anonymous asks to Nepeta’s blog whenever she posts a particularly 100d piece of fanart. “D—> Nepeta the image you have just posted is making me e%tremely uncomfortable D—> I request that you take it down from your website immediately”
Gamzee: He’s one of those people who uses tumblr like a twitter (JuSt AtE a MoThErFuCkIn SaNdWiCh) and also his blog layout is neon text on a dark, busy background and it is seriously the most unreadable shit
Eridan: ”and in that moment i swwear wwe wwere infinite” Also reblogs lots of Troll Harry Potter gifs, especially gifs about how Troll Harry Potter is better than Troll Twilight. Sends lengthy anonymous hate messages to Kanaya’s blog about how JK Trolling is an unparalleled genius who has written a story that will last for generations and Troll Stephanie Meyer is a hack writer whose books will be forgotten in five years. Kanaya politely ignores him.
Feferi: Her layout is really cute and pink and girly, and she posts lots of colorful pictures of pretty cuttlefish, but she also has one of those layouts where the text is teeny tiny and hard to read, so you’ll be scrolling through her blog looking at the pictures and ignoring her text posts until you decide to take the effort to read one and then you realize they are all CREEPY AS SHIT