yes hello i am called luka and i live in australia
gender neutral pronouns please
can an austrlian explain this to me thnks
1788 was the year Australia was ‘settled’ which is a word here that means ‘invaded by white people’ and like it’s a pretty great country nowadays except for the fact that when you bring this up and the fact that it’s had horrible, horrible continuing effects on our indigenous population like in the early 1900s they started up a thing called the Aborigine’s protection act which sounds nice but they used to literally STEAL CHILDREN ‘FOR THEIR OWN GOOD’ and then in 2000 AS IN LIKE FOURTEEN FUCKING YEARS AGO they were like ‘was there really a stolen generation tho lol like i mean it wasn’t that many kids i mean we can hardly call it a generation lmao’
literally the people in power sort of tend to stick their fingers in their ears and go LALALALALALLALALALALALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU Australia is actually so fucked up on this front it’s really gross
but yeah a lot of people call australia day ‘invasion day’ and for good reason we have a pretty shitty past that doesnt get talked about like literally all we learned in school about pre-1788 was ‘the aboriginals walked around and did stuff like there was the dreamtime and stories and stuff’ I could go on but that’s it in a nutshell
That reminds me I saw a poster that was like a grand theft auto add except it had a silhouette of Australia in the background and said “grand theft Australia”
I made a thing for our national holiday
Australia: where a HIGH fire danger rating isn’t actually that bad.
Welcome to Australian Summer!
Would you like some butter to put on your vegemite toast?
WELL TOO FUCKING BAD
WANT A PIECE OF CHOCOLATE?!
HAHAHA WELL THAT’S JUST NOT GONNA FUCKING HAPPEN NOW IS IT
our milo became a block of chocolte and fairy floss became a fucking pink lump of sugar
Australians need to stfu moaning about how hot it is. You live in fucking Australia. You should be prepared for this shit.
OH, I’M SORRY, WHAT WAS THAT?
I COULDN’T QUITE HEAR YOU OVER THE INEVITABLE HEAT THAT WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CONTROL OF
WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO COMPLAIN AS MUCH AS WE WANT TO, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
JUST IN CASE AMERICANS DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HOT 52˚C IS.
are you guys ok
excuse me i’m just going to refresh myself with a big cup of AMERICAN TEARS!
australia gifted the royal baby a pet crocodile that was born on the same day as the royal baby and thus has also been named george. theyre twins. the royal baby has a twin pet crocodile and im so jealous im fuming
australo-reptilian conspiracy to place a croc on the throne
Who the fuck thinks a crocodile is an appropriate gift for a baby?
If you’re in the WESTERN SIDE OF VICTORIA please GET OUT NOW!
EVACUATE TO ARARAT!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
TURN ON YOUR EMERGENCY RADIO!
FIRES HAVE BEEN LIGHT AND ARE NOW OUT OF CONTROL!
For some towns it’s too late to leave so PLEASE TAKE SHELTER…
it is 47 degrees today that is it i quit australia goodbye friends i am gone
i don’t think you understand
not a happy camper
I apologize as an american and a science major I have to use google to know what these numbers mean.
they mean “hot”
We live on the fuckin sun
Pray for Mojo
So my cousin actually baked fucking cookies in her car while at work today in the 40° heat.
its so fucking hot in australia im dying if i hear one more damn american complaining about the cold weather i s2g at least ur not living in satans ass crack
this heat is getting out of hand