Australia’s capital is turning 100 this year, and for some reason they made this bizarre fucking turtle balloon with ten nipples for the occassion (via)
♪ our land abounds in nature’s gifts of beauties rich and rare ♪
♪ in history’s turtle, let every turtle advance Australia turtle ♪
“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”
“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him.
Do the Irish and Australians really swear as much as the stereotype suggests?
what the fuck does the stereotype suggest u prick
Australians swear so much that Queensland has a law against swearing in public.
They tried to implement the same thing in Melbourne once.
Didn’t fuckin work though.
WHEN YOU DRIVE INTO THE CITY THERES A GIANT YELLOW CHEESESTICK THING AND IT PISSES ME OFF EVERYSINGLE TIME LIKE IM GETTING ANGRY JKUST LOOKING AT PICURES OF IT
WHAT THE FUUCCCKKK IS ITS PURPOOSEEEEEE
IVE GONE PAST IT SO MANY TIMES AND JUST NEVER QUESTIONED IT???? WE CALL IT “THE GIANT CHIP”??
it’s a long way to the shop if ya wanna sausage roll
17,000 workers have called in sick today to get an extra long weekend
welcome to australia
in australia we had this childrens show called around the twist and there was this one episode where the 10 year old gets a fish stuck in his penis and spends the entire season winning swimming races by using his penis as a propeller
In another episode, I’m pretty sure that the older brother gets impregnated by a tree-girl and births the tiny dryad from his mouth.
our land’s abound in nature’s gifts
did i ever tell you guys that last year my dad roadtripped outback australia with some mates and at one point he was turning a corner and his tyre burst and the car rolled completely over?
and the windscreen was completely smashed and the nearest town was like 40 minutes away so basically he kicked out the windcreen and drove for 40 minutes in a car wearing a pair of motor bike goggles and a tea-towel around his face
I always see posts about people talking about how tampon and pads ads have girls on beaches and things like that.
And yet in Australia we have really ridiculous advertisements for sanitary products that have girls running around doing shit and this guy
does anything actually happen in Western Australia or is that entire state a myth
An actual Australian news show.