artist-in-training:

The flowers all have certain meanings, click on the pictures to read them.

I would have choosen differant ones for Rose and Roxy on a second thought, but I started with them and only later decided to do the others as well. Some meanings fit more than others.

squidpsychology:

sockpupett:

sweetdreamshillary:

dreaming-decadence:

dementedmarionette:

jovialmaverick:

gosh-tier:

dreaming-decadence:

===> Your name is Dirk Strider. It wasn’t long ago that the Zombie Apocalypse started and you’ve already found yourself injured and alone. Your former friends lost contact with you shortly after it began…and your only salvation has been this warehouse. But it won’t last for long….and you really just want to know where the people you care about have gone. 

TT: Roxy? Jane?

TT: ….Jake?

TT: Anyone? Is anyone alive out there? 

==> Your name is ROXY LALONDE. You’ll be the first to admit that you suck at treating your own WOUNDS. You’ve been on your own for quite some time after you lost contact with your friends, and you’re starting to think that they’re all DEAD. It’s okay, though; at least you’re DRUNK.

TG: o well

TG: s not like im not used to bein alon

TG: *dammit

==> Your name is DAVE STRIDER. It appears that you have been BITTEN BY A ZOMBIE. It’s alright, though. Almost all of your friends are DEAD, anyway. All you know is that the first stages of zombification HURT LIKE A BITCH.

==> Your name is CALVIN STRIDER, and there’s no hope for you.
And soon enough, there won’t be any hope for anyone else either.

==> Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and it seems you’ve been stuck in a perpetual state of half transformation. All you know is you’ve never felt agony like this before. The pain was enough to drive anyone insane…

==> Your name is GRANDMA HARLEY and you wouldn’t usually be worried about a zombie apocalypse.

But you have responsibilities now. You have to get your grandson somewhere safe.

Because he won’t be safe with you much longer.

The last one made me cry :(

The last one made me scream once I saw her arm.

yaoibutts:

dirk and caliborn from that au i’m always talking about

caliborn is a pieceofshit boyfriend, but at least he’s pretty

superstartime:

mathlete au……

roxy is the president friendleader, dirk is the scary vp who throws practice tests at people in the hallways, jade seems harmless but is actually completely ferocious at competitions, and sollux doesn’t actually want to be here

(he had to join the math team as punishment for hacking the school board website and redirecting it to neopets and because there weren’t enough trolls on the team)

((their shirts say “can’t touch this” and show a graph of an asymptotic function haha))

copslay:

design photo cosplayer uou!!

dreameranddancer:

mostflogged:

omg-dj-judy:

Preview from my shoot today of Tricksters at Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC.

Cosplay by Mostflogged, Lovejoker, Kitsune Dolly and sewthoughtful

Photos by Judy Stephens. More at Flickr.

Judy you are absurdly fast also everyone is beautiful and I miss you all????????????

This is the most stunning Trickster cosplay set I have seen so far!! So colourful and beautiful~

fuzzsam:

♥（ﾉ´∀`） yeaaaaaa

thanl:

SO SOMEONE DID THIS THING WHERE THEY UPPED THE PITCH IN SAM WINCHESTER’S VOICE AND IT SOUNDED LIKE DAVE

SO I DID A THING

WITH DEAN’S VOICE

FOR DIRK

and it’s beautiful„

t34lbloods:

sxizzor:

i like to think sometimes she is extra angry at caliborn so she draws really graphic dirk/jake porn and captchalogues it 

what if she researched human sex beforehand to make it as infuriating for caliborn as she can

but she gets it wrong

so wrong

what if that’s why caliborn thinks human sex is gross

A Human Romance Story
by Callie Ohpeee

aUthor’s note: my dear brother, i hope yoU had a refreshing nap! ^u^ thank yoU so mUch for the graphic description yoU captchalogUed for my benefit of exactly in what ways yoU woUld like to kill my friends. it was so appreciated, love. here is a small peace offering in retUrn. i know yoU like hUman romance, so i’ve written yoU a nice story aboUt it! enjoy!

The Jake human pulled the Dirk human close, raising a hand to gently caress his cheek in a loving manner. (a/n: getting good, hUh? ^u^) As they stared into each other’s eyes, they knew that it was time. It was time to have human sex. They had researched it to total accuracy, and they knew exactly how human sex worked. It was very different from cherub sex, but they were confident that they knew what to do.

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randomhatthief:

I’ve read fics where Dirk runs a porn website.

I’ve read fics where Dirk is a porn star.

I’ve read fics where Jane lives with him.

I’ve read fics where Jane is kinky.

I’ve read fics where they’re romantic.

I’ve read fics where they’re the sweestest of bromances.

Why haven’t I read any fics where they’re BOTH porn stars and met at work, sparking the best of bromances?????

Maybe they have sex with each other and laugh and joke before and after.

Maybe they have sex with each other and banter WHILE they’re doing it.

Maybe Dirk is in the gay porn and Jane is in the straight porn and they hang out between shoots anyway.

Maybe they’re there for each other as moral support the first time one of them does something scary and new.

Maybe the staff jokes about them and talks to interviewers and says things like, 

“We’ve never had stars like these two. They’re definitely something special.”

“I’ve never seen two people come into this business and leave together like Dirk and Jane. They’re not just a good fuck.”

“We knew to call Dirk too the first time Jane did a threesome. And we have Jane by the camera with a smile when Dirk does bondage. Jane is the safe word.”

Why don’t these plots exist?

dirkstridersbraces:

roxy-jr:

what if

you stop that

doomyz:

PaRENTS

wrinklefucker:

eggwax:

johncest:

CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT JANE IS THE SHORTEST LITTLE THING OMFG HER FEET ARE POINTED ALL THE WAY AND SHES STILL SHORTER THAN EVERYONE BY QUITE A BIT HHHHHHH JANE

LOOK AT DIRK’S SHOULDERS, THEY ARE BROAD AS SHIT. HOLY CRAP BBY WHAT CAN’T YOU LIFT?

Glad someone else made this comparison because I didn’t feel like breaking out photoshop rofl. 

But like, whoa??? Hussie is inconsistent as shit so I doubt it’s actually much to go off, but if these are to scale to each other look at the differences!! Dirk is by far the tallest, and broad-shouldered and barrel chested, Roxy is dainty but has small hips, making her waist look sort of straight-lined, Jake has really small shoulders (and damn, boy, look at those legs!!) and Jane is small-chested but wide-hipped.

I sort of really like these body types for them??? Screams.

fidgey:

peppermintcakes:

doubletroubleimagery:

Trickster Jane

Trickster Dirk
Trickster Jake
Photographer  

Photos taken at OAD!!!! Orlando Anime Day!!!!!

Fun at OAD part 2!

Oh my god, Niki as Bro in the background of the last picture of my god

cuties help.

only-ronnie:

princessdirkstrider:

davestridor:

jacobtheloofah:

princessdirkstrider:

3dfglny:

princessdirkstrider:

Headcanon bro entered Dave into a beauty pageant when he was younger

and then Dave won the beauty pageant

Little Miss Texas for 3 years running

Dirk got second runner up.

IT GOT BETTER