Jane Crocker: Super High-school Level Baker
Photos by facebook.com/crunchyramen or dabocx.tumblr.com
babycricket as grimbark
anklewings as Jane
Preview from my shoot today of Tricksters at Dylan’s Candy Bar in NYC.
Photos by Judy Stephens. More at Flickr.
Judy you are absurdly fast also everyone is beautiful and I miss you all????????????
This is the most stunning Trickster cosplay set I have seen so far!! So colourful and beautiful~
I’ve read fics where Dirk runs a porn website.
I’ve read fics where Dirk is a porn star.
I’ve read fics where Jane lives with him.
I’ve read fics where Jane is kinky.
I’ve read fics where they’re romantic.
I’ve read fics where they’re the sweestest of bromances.
Why haven’t I read any fics where they’re BOTH porn stars and met at work, sparking the best of bromances?????
Maybe they have sex with each other and laugh and joke before and after.
Maybe they have sex with each other and banter WHILE they’re doing it.
Maybe Dirk is in the gay porn and Jane is in the straight porn and they hang out between shoots anyway.
Maybe they’re there for each other as moral support the first time one of them does something scary and new.
Maybe the staff jokes about them and talks to interviewers and says things like,
“We’ve never had stars like these two. They’re definitely something special.”
“I’ve never seen two people come into this business and leave together like Dirk and Jane. They’re not just a good fuck.”
“We knew to call Dirk too the first time Jane did a threesome. And we have Jane by the camera with a smile when Dirk does bondage. Jane is the safe word.”
Why don’t these plots exist?
CAN I JUST POINT OUT THAT JANE IS THE SHORTEST LITTLE THING OMFG HER FEET ARE POINTED ALL THE WAY AND SHES STILL SHORTER THAN EVERYONE BY QUITE A BIT HHHHHHH JANE
LOOK AT DIRK’S SHOULDERS, THEY ARE BROAD AS SHIT. HOLY CRAP BBY WHAT CAN’T YOU LIFT?
Glad someone else made this comparison because I didn’t feel like breaking out photoshop rofl.
But like, whoa??? Hussie is inconsistent as shit so I doubt it’s actually much to go off, but if these are to scale to each other look at the differences!! Dirk is by far the tallest, and broad-shouldered and barrel chested, Roxy is dainty but has small hips, making her waist look sort of straight-lined, Jake has really small shoulders (and damn, boy, look at those legs!!) and Jane is small-chested but wide-hipped.
I sort of really like these body types for them??? Screams.
Photos taken at OAD!!!! Orlando Anime Day!!!!!
Fun at OAD part 2!
Oh my god, Niki as Bro in the background of the last picture of my god
Man who needs Jake anyway.
i ship pale dirkjane so hard like i can see them having sleepovers and talking about jake and their love lives and doing each others hair and gossiping and sharing platonic hugs and cuddles and kisses on the forehead and talking about their situation and having deep intellectual conversations about life in the dark before bed and sharing their own emotions and experiences and bonding over their own thoughts and gOD ITS SO WONDERFUL
Sexual alpha babies 4 u all, every ship is best ship
(ok so i saw the update and couldnt help myself)
~Trasparent for ur blogging needs~
i really cant be bothered tagging all the ships sO ENJOY NONETHELESS
feel free to use them however u like but pls credit me!!
FINALLY MY COLLECTION IS COMPLETE