why are blowjobs so hard to draw


apparently some guy at my school got a boner from a picture of me with toothpaste on my hand that looked vaguely like cum???? hahah how does that even HAPPEN


an elephant can paint better than me what the fuck


i associate different emoticons with certain people and when other people use them i get confused



applejee: my mum complains a lot
but i always pull the "at least im doing drugs"
ru♌doubleru♌: um
ru♌doubleru♌: do you mean
applejee: they cant complain about me being a responsible teenager
ru♌doubleru♌: not doing drugs?
applejee: dhit
applejee: shit YES
ru♌doubleru♌: xD
ru♌doubleru♌: dont yell at me me mum look at all this crack im doing
ru♌doubleru♌: you cant expect me to do the right thing with this shit on my brain


meet the blogger
  • Name: iluka (tho i prefer luka)
  • Height: 170 something, im almost 5’11”
  • Eye Color: blue
  • Birthday: 28th october
  • Favourite color: all of them. theyre all gr8
  • Best school subject(s): english, japanese, and arty subjects
  • Mac or PC: pc
  • Current shirt color: blue and white stripes
  • Day or night: i love both, daytime mainly for the clouds. fuck i love clouds
  • Celebrity crush: um. idrk?????? i find people attractive but i dont get crushes on them
  • Favourite Food: anything japanese. japanese food is my life
  • you lot should talk to me


if u ask me when the last time i cried was it was probably five minutes ago over a sad video on the internet


how to make me cry in five words or less: dogs


ok so i’ve now got an art blog and a nsfw blog!!!!

so yeah

just sayin’ uwu


new blog layout! i think it looks really pretty and nice so check it out ok

i can’t remember who made the pixel for my background, and reverse image searching doesn’t pull anything up u~u if you know who made it tell me so i can credit them!


so i watched the final merlin episode

that was a mistake

that was a very big mistake


bloggin w/ no clothes is a double edged sword cause it feels fucking amazing but then youre also constantly on the lookout for people like that’s too much for me to handle


ja…pan….

so i’m going to japan for a month!!!!!!!!!!

as expected, i won’t be updating or anything because internet

so i’ll get back on the thirtieth or smtn

i’ll m,iSS YOU ALL OK