yes hello i am called luka and i live in australia

gender neutral pronouns please

kobakoba:

who needs canon ships when you have alternate timelines

kobakoba:

who needs canon ships when you have alternate timelines

pavaal:

i’m going to pee

pavaal:

i’m going to pee

jackfrostler:

sadstuck: john and dave haven’t had a pesterlog for two years

oh wait that’s canon

yummytomatoes:


i think gay chicken only works if you have some fear of being seen as gay, where you think its insulting or upsetting idk
john and dave lack the care so hand holding just sorta.. yeh 
they get mall pretzels what a bonus  

johnhugs:

coffee shop aus seem to be really popular i want one where dave is a young college student working at a coffee shop and all his coworkers think he’s gay because he never has any girlfriends but no it’s just because he’s actually really fucking awkward he goes on tangents when he’s nervous and girls think he’s weird plus he’s always wearing these dumb anime shades he gets along well with all his coworkers though and his boss likes him

i mean come on dave w/ rolled up sleeves and an apron how cute is that

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cruxite:

so remind me why they arent boyfriends yet

torsh19:

So I heard you guys from USA didn’t have Kinder Surprise.

sherlark:

made some jawndave

sherlark:

made some jawndave

saltbay:

Some JohnDave for you, dear followers

saltbay:

Some JohnDave for you, dear followers

this has probably already been said

theheirofdoom:

ok so dave has always found classical music sort of pretty sounding but he doesn’t want to admit it because that’s not a very cool thing to enjoy by some people’s standards?? so he hides it by listening to rap (which he enjoys as well) and that sort of stuff

so when he finally meets john and finds out john plays piano he’s like oh cool and really wants to hear it but he doesn’t want to just say that, of course- so he brings up the piano a lot in conversation and eventually john gets the hint and asks if he wants to hear a piece that he really liked, to which dave replies “ok but don’t be offended if i fall asleep” because dave’s a butt and he can’t just admit that he’s really looking forward to it

so john plays and dave’s kokoro goes doki doki because damn that music sounds really beautiful and then he falls for john even more

(he’d obviously been harboring a crush for a while duh everyone knows that)

poopy cocks detected: JOHN AND DAVE MEETING JOHN AND DAVE HOLDING HANDS JOHN AND DAVE GOING...

roonseyrunes:

JOHN AND DAVE MEETING JOHN AND DAVE HOLDING HANDS JOHN AND DAVE GOING ON THEIR FIRST DATE JOHN AND DAVE KISSING FOR THE FIRST TIME JOHN AND DAVE GOING TO PROM JOHN AND DAVE BEING ROOMMATES IN COLLEGE JOHN AND DAVE LOSING THEIR VIRGINITY TOGETHER JOHN AND DAVE GOING ON DATES JOHN AND DAVE HAVING…

askjohnanddave:

EB: and then dave stormed out!