likethestarsabove:

electromas:

naming your art files like

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i do not love dogs any more

cartooncanine:

haha that was a joke. i am pulling your legs, april fool. i will always love dogs and i will fight anyone who hurts a dog

fyawn:

am i a boy? am i a girl? who knows!! but everyone finds me hot and that makes everyone gay

kaiami:

don’t look at me like that

kaiami:

don’t look at me like that

spacehunter-m:

Leaked footage from G14.*snickers*

princecanute:

"so do you have a boyfriend?"

I begin to sweat, fumbling. I’m trying to shove them back into my pockets but it’s too late. thousands upon thousands of pictures of godzilla spill from my hands and into the floor, covered in kiss marks. there are so many.

oreoofficial:

                                   dogs
                               dogs
                            dogs
                           dogs                 dogsdogs
                          dogs
                         dogs
                         dogs
                          dogs                 dogsdogs
                           dogs
                              dogs
                                   dogs

bloodrox:

Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

Sext: wanna watch pacific rim again

deans-left-buttcheek:

Me at 5: hell yeah robots
Me at 15: hell yeah robots
Me at 20: hell yeah robots
Me at 50: hell yeah robots
Me at 90: hell yeah robots
My epitaph: hell yeah robots