i found this on my facebook news feed and its terrible accurate 0_0
Metro, Melbourne’s train system, just released this ad for train safety
and it’s friggin fantastic
This is an article from the mX Melbourne newspaper today.
It mentions how Pixie Lott has turned up on the red carpet with underarm hair.
Now, when I first saw this, I was literally just like “Wow, what the fuck, you fucking idiots mX.”
But as I read one, they were satirising the fact that she had underarm hair, like most other fully grown humans! I was really pleasantly surprised at how they handled most other media’s opinions on what shouldn’t even be called a matter.
They went on to say how scientists had discovered that yes, females do also grow hair under their arms and, in fact, other places as well!
I dunno, I was really impressed by the integrity of mX today defending her saying that it’s not weird for someone to have underarm hair just because they’re a female, and I will continue reading this newspaper because gosh darn it they are brilliant.
Well done on sticking up for a woman and her “completely unacceptable” bodily growths, mX! Maybe you can teach other media outlets to not be fucking idiots about stuff you literally learn in sex education in primary/early secondary school.
ONLY IN AUSTRALIA
I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS LEGIT
THIS IS MY CITY OMG
melbourne, ladies and gentleman
the city of gods
it was very moving
hey guys, did anyone hear the ground breaking news about melbourne just now
melbourne uses earthquake
it is not very effective