pisspaladin:

i found this on my facebook news feed and its terrible accurate 0_0

frezned:

Metro, Melbourne’s train system, just released this ad for train safety

and it’s friggin fantastic

benjipowers:

This is an article from the mX Melbourne newspaper today.

It mentions how Pixie Lott has turned up on the red carpet with underarm hair.

Now, when I first saw this, I was literally just like “Wow, what the fuck, you fucking idiots mX.”

But as I read one, they were satirising the fact that she had underarm hair, like most other fully grown humans! I was really pleasantly surprised at how they handled most other media’s opinions on what shouldn’t even be called a matter.

They went on to say how scientists had discovered that yes, females do also grow hair under their arms and, in fact, other places as well!

I dunno, I was really impressed by the integrity of mX today defending her saying that it’s not weird for someone to have underarm hair just because they’re a female, and I will continue reading this newspaper because gosh darn it they are brilliant.

Well done on sticking up for a woman and her “completely unacceptable” bodily growths, mX! Maybe you can teach other media outlets to not be fucking idiots about stuff you literally learn in sex education in primary/early secondary school.

sniiperinthebrain:

landofthoughtandflow:

dreamgun:

ONLY IN AUSTRALIA 

I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WAS LEGIT

THIS IS MY CITY OMG

melbourne, ladies and gentleman

the city of gods

ellebrat:

drewsaurus:

hey guys, did anyone hear the ground breaking news about melbourne just now

it was very moving

weakb0y:

melbourne uses earthquake
it is not very effective

pantere:

andasblog:

god bless australia

god bless melbourne