yes hello i am called luka and i live in australia

gender neutral pronouns please

asksawtooth:

Bicker like a fuckin’ married couple.

synnesai:


Plot: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!What will the name of this young man be?

And a general Homestuck the Movie poster :] Again, thank you to key for letting me use the cosplay pics!
John [tumblr]Dave [tumblr]Jade [tumblr]Rose [DA]Photographer [DA] 

synnesai:

Plot: A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!What will the name of this young man be?

And a general Homestuck the Movie poster :] Again, thank you to key for letting me use the cosplay pics!

John [tumblr]
Dave [tumblr]
Jade [tumblr]
Rose [DA]
Photographer [DA

blindsprings:

I literally cannot stop drawing this character, and I don’t care.

blindsprings:

I literally cannot stop drawing this character, and I don’t care.

PONPONPON
kanzentaicell

orangeowlett:

inside-your-pants:

gunsandwwands:

velvet-lantern:

rockerfox999:

velvet-lantern:

PONPONPON(MANLYPON) || cover by Kanzentaicell

YES GOOD

Yup, headcanon Dirk singing voice

GT: Strider
GT: Sing for me like one of your anime boys?

Headcanon: Dirk has an amazingly gorgeous singing voice and is pro at singing J-Pop songs.

YES. I LOVE THIS VERSION

HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO IMPROVE THIS SONG

HOW

broadway-tavros:

Mmm. Fresh new sick rhymes my M.C. Nitram. 

Lyrics:

don’t touch me

don’t touch me

don’t touch me

don’t touch me

don’t touch me

my, my, my, my sick fires hit me so hard

makes me say, jegus lord

thank you for blessing me

with my two big horns and my robotic feet

it feels good when you know i’m down

a super dope trollboy alterniabound

and i’m known as such

this is a sick fire (UH) u can’t touch

i told you stupid don’t touch me

yeah that’s how we die you know don’t touch me

look at my horns man u can’t touch me

you know let me bust the sick rhymes u can’t touch me

fresh new legs advance

you know i like that and you know i wanna dance

so move out of your four wheeled device

and get a fly troll and catch this rhyme

the handicap’s rollin so move a bit

and let me know it’s goin on like that like that

culled on a mission so pull on back

let em know you’re not enough

and this is a troll you can’t touch

i told you u can’t touch me

why you standing there man don’t touch me

yo start the servers sgrub is starting but don’t touch me

give me a sick fire

you know i can’t write so i’m not for hire

now they know when you talk about the Summoner

you’re talkin bout strife and you know you’re gonna burn

strider’s twitching so pass him a mic

or some tables to learn what it’s gonna take

and now he’s gonna burn

my levels legit

i can’t flarp so i might as well quit

that’s word because you know

you can;t touch me 

break it down

stop pupa time   

go with the flow in a spin if you can;t move to this

then you probably are dead

so spin your horns in the air

bust through the moves run your fingers through your hair

this is it for a loser

i can’t dance i’d get a few bruises

move slide you know i’m not bold

just for a minute  bv  go in hero mode

(mode mode mode mode) yeah

don’t touch me

look dude, don’t touch me

you’re gonna get burned boy

cause i won’t let you touch me

start the servers sgrub’s back in break it down

stop pupa time

don’t touch me

break it down

stop pupa time

every time you see me that strider’s just so hype

i suck on the floor and i suck on the mic

now why am i even singing this

when strider makes records that are downright hits

I’ve toured around skaia, prosput to derse

it’s pupa go pupa it’s pupa go pupa

and the rest can go and play

don’t touch me


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strideer:

dave and john are a winter ensemble with the blanket cape and hood scarf accessories i mean whats not to love

strideer:

dave and john are a winter ensemble with the blanket cape and hood scarf accessories i mean whats not to love

mutisija:

tforge13:

ophiuchustroll:

pon-pon-fuck-you:

SUP BAKAS 3 1/2 HOURS WE DID IT FIGHT US

three and a half hours

MY JAW
IT IS ON THE GROUND

this fandom is as fast as bro

mutisija:

tforge13:

ophiuchustroll:

pon-pon-fuck-you:

SUP BAKAS 3 1/2 HOURS WE DID IT FIGHT US

three and a half hours

MY JAW

IT IS ON THE GROUND

this fandom is as fast as bro

epochayur:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME
To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 
Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks ;3

epochayur:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks ;3

sebastianisasmoothcriminal:

Why did the chickens cross the road?

To find the fucking airport.

not-the-stig:

manloverules-ok:

pulsations:

teddykaplan:

OMG.

relevant

yes omg I’ve been on this bloody road to nowhere for hours