yes hello i am called luka and i live in australia

gender neutral pronouns please

I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.
Me:
I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him:
whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him:
*talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me:
you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me:
here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
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jake-patty:

oncelut:

my neighbors are fighting and the mom just called her son an ungrateful little cocksucker and he said “that was oNE TIME” 

i woNDER IF HE Can HEAR M ELAUGHING 

omg

dirkjakethemusical:

idgaf if it’s an “anime convention” i’d rather see a bunch of comic book cosplayers running around than brunette Miku with socks on her hands holding up a “WILL YURI 4 YAOIS!” sign and playing the pocky game with her friend cosplaying as L in a mostly-white shirt and tripp pants and black hair in her face

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mirandacosgrove:

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jsyk i changed my url aaaah

should i make it appelje or appeljee they both look weird oihgowsrg

totally not a play on oranjee from tfios, nope